Eviction notice for Baby S

Baby San Buenaventura:

Please note that November 8th is your "expected due date" which you have been orally reminded for several months now and referenced in the lease that you agreed to approximately nine months ago. Thus this is the date by which you are supposed to vacate your current premises.

Please note that in order for you to be NOT in violation of your lease which you entered in good faith, you must voluntarily remove yourself from the premises within the next 14 days. However, the sooner, the better. If not, I will have no choice but to commence formal eviction proceedings, and I have already put the proper authorities on notice.

As you have been repeatedly advised, your new accommodations are in fact ready and awaiting your arrival, so your cooperation in voluntarily moving out of the current premises, avoiding the time and inconvenience of more formal, compelled proceedings, would be much appreciated.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
The Landlord
(AKA Mommy)